Surely we have exhausted the possibilities of the letter 'M'. Could we
please move on to the letter 'N' and the number '5'.
Or, as Jesse
( http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/jesse.shtml) would
say: This week I be mostly studying theoretical archaeology.
Q. What do you get if you cross a Post-Modernist with a Mafioso?
A. An offer your can't understand.
Still waiting to be banned from BRITARCH (for misuse for post-modern
humour (in theory)),