OK, since you started it, Pat!
BRITAIN went on terror alert yesterday as millions woke up to find a
suspicious white powder falling from the skies. The substance, described by
police as 'very cold', has already covered vast areas of the country,
bringing transport and commuter links to a halt. The Government has issued
advice not to approach the powder which, frighteningly, appears to turn
invisible when exposed to heat.
Several mosques have been raided in North London, and some Moslems found
with the same white powder on their beards have been arrested.
Some Islamic children were even seen throwing balls of the powder at each
other. They are believed to be training to become Al-Qaeda suicide squads.
Regards!
AF
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