> Jesus was born on Christmas day.
> Do you know why programmers can't tell the difference between Christmas
> and Halloween?
>
>
>
> Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: N. Shamsundar [SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Thursday, August 29, 2002 7:13 AM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: Amusing quotation....
>
> And, perhaps, this corollary should be added:
>
> Jesus is just an INTEGER unless declared as REAL.
>
> N. Shamsundar
> University of Houston
>
> Peter Shenkin wrote:
> >
> > Hi,
> >
> > In looking for namesakes (not namelists :-) ) on the WWW, I came
> > across "pshenkin.net", a domain in Russia. Perhaps this guy is
> > related to me, perhaps not. Prominently displayed on the site
> > was the following quotation, which I thought the readers of this
> > mailing list might appreciate:
> >
> > God is REAL unless declared as INTEGER.
> >
> > Extensions to "COMPLEX" and even "IMPLICIT NONE" are left as
> > exercises for the reader.
> >
> > Cheers,
> > -P.
> >
> > --
> > Peter S. Shenkin Schrodinger, Inc.
> > VP, Software Development 120 W. 45th St.
> > 646 366 9555 x111 Tel New York, NY 10036
> > 646 366 9550 FAX [log in to unmask]
> > http://www.schrodinger.com
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