> EVANS. William, how many numbers is in nouns?
> WILLIAM. Two.
> QUICKLY. Truly, I thought there had been one number
> more, because they say 'Od's nouns.'
Even in the 1590s, it's amazing that Bill the Bard got away with this, given
the strict anti-blasphemy laws at the time. A play on "God's wounds",
Right subversive bugger was Our Will -- can't see him getting invited to 11
Downing Street theday.