> In case you haven't noticed, half of all Americans are now wearing at
least
> one tattoo
My learning curve increases. You mean that there are people on this list who
define themselves as Americans. I sometime call myself a Brit but only for
the sake of a joke. But now it seems that this is a list made of not of
people, as I formerly thought it, but of let us say 'professional
Americans' ( no offense meant to quite a few btw who are from the States but
not wishing to emulate Hollywood, State Department foreign policy or Coca
Cola in their presence) and everybody else, who are just waiting to be
owned.
Jeez
Dave
----- Original Message -----
From: "kent johnson" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, July 19, 2001 9:28 PM
Subject: Don't Call Me Ishmael, etc.
> AK,
>
> In case you haven't noticed, half of all Americans are now wearing at
least
> one tattoo. A high percentage of these are in close proximity to sexually
> useful parts of the anatomy. Half of those with tatoos are driving
Harleys.
> May I suggest something a bit pithier than "sweetheart" or "baby"?
>
> "Don't Call me Ishmael, Asshole," Or "Don't Call Me Ishmael, Bitch," would
> be much more fetching and in tune with the boat drifting across the seas
of
> 5,000 years.
>
> Nice poem, sweetheart.
>
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