Lawrence Upton wrote:
>well i dont know where this going... does this mean you have real balls
>then, Judy? congratulations if so
>prizes await you
Let us steer away from this ("he suggested") with a related tale from
My S.O., when she was still married and living in the suburbs of
Columbus, Ohio, did police training for a year on a small-town force.
This of course required her to learn how to qualify with a handgun,
various assault rifles, and the 12-gauge shotgun. Oh funzies. However,
she is 5'4" and although shes quite strong, the 9mm pistol tends to do
this recoil or "bounce" thing when it's fired. She would aim at what
she thought was the gut or heart of the male target rushing her, pull
the trigger, but the gun would snap downward and blow off the
"perpetrator's" balls. It occasioned great hilarity among the male
officers and trainees, most of whom agreed Marie would have a great
career taking sex offenders off the streets, and at the least would get
the "perp's" attention.
At the end of the course, which she passed, she received something
called The Coconuts Award. It stood for bravery but also for something
a bit more.
Kenneth Wolman http://kenwolman.com http://kenwolman.blogspot.com
"Only silence is shame."--Bartolomeo Vanzetti