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Contrary to the news that teachers will be provided with a notebook
computer, David Blunkett has announced that all Economics and Business
Studies teachers will instead be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.

Here are the main advantages:

1. No Y2K problems (see www.yardeni.com for some superb stuff on this)

2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done

3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails about the relative ease /
difficulty of doing / teaching / cramming / Business Studies at A Level.

Your Etch-A-Sketch should be with you in time for your next Staff Training
Day. Please refer carefully to the advice below from our Technical Support
Staff

Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for re-booting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it

Hope everyone has an enjoyable holiday. Don't work too hard!
Geoff

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RGS Economics: http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/geoff.riley/





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