Many thanks to Judith Dartt, Brian Doughey, Martin Howley, and John Shinners for their help with information and bibliography for the 12 days of Christmas. Alas, I did not have 12 days to prepare, and about 120 seconds of the 45 minute conversation I had with the reporter actually made it on-air. Alas, again, since the feature was shunted to the 6:30am morning show, I missed my own TV debut, though I'm told by my two kids that I am now officially "cool." Dan Daniel T. Kline Assistant Professor of English University of Alaska Anchorage Anchorage, AK 99508 email: [log in to unmask] phone: 907/786-4364 fax: 907/786-4383 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%