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Of course. ---------- From: Chauncey Farrell Sent: Tuesday, November 24, 1998 11:34 AM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: Warnig: Medical Magnet Virus Dean Farwood wrote: > WARNING > If you receive a therapeutic medical magnet for treatment of > musculoskeletal pain DO NOT OPEN IT and DO NOT APPLY IT TO YOUR BODY. > These magnets contain a virus which will infect your operating system. > One patient in Gainesville, FL applied a therapeutic medical magnet to > her neck for treatment of headaches and suffered instant amnesia. The > magnet initialized her short and long-term memory. She is currently a > ward of the state. Another patient, a professional golfer from Alaska, > applied a therapeutic medical magnet to his forearm for treatment of > tennis elbow and, after only a 10 minute treatment session, found that > he had gone from a scratch golfer to a 27 handicapper. Apparently the > magnet wiped out his forearm motor memory. This patient is no longer > able to earn a living as a golfer and has begun vocational retraining as > a orthopedic technician. Lastly, an unfortunate little boy in San > Rafael, California was given a medical magnetic suppository for > treatment of attention deficit disorder and hyperactivity and, although > this boy is now able to sit still, this benefit is only noted when the > boy is sitting on a steel chair. Incidentally, this unfortunate little > boy collects U.S. currency and as a last wish, has asked that everyone > send him samples. Please help this suffering child and send U.S. > currency for his collection to the address in the signature below. > Thank you. > -- > Dean Farwood, P.T. > Precision Spine Training > San Rafael, CA, USA > http://www.sirius.com/~farwood/ This is a joke, right.