> I'm taking this opportunity to add to Tim Rayborn's list of silly saints, > though George is the only one who knows the proper day. Saint Gengulfus was > "martyred" by his wife's lover, which is his claim to sainthood. To make > matters better, it would seem his wife was punished with eternal flatulence for her deed... > Esther > Esther Cohen > Hebrew University > [log in to unmask] Ahem: St. Gengulfus was attacked and left dead, By his rival (who's better in bed). Now his wife, for her sin, Has a bad case of wind, "What a pain in the ass!" she said. Tim ;-) %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%