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I couldn't resist to share this one with GP-UK: ========================================= Why God never earned a Ph.D: 1 He had only one major publication 2 It was in Hebrew 3 It had no references 4 It wasn't published in a refereed journal 5 Some even doubt he wrote it by himself 6 It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since then? 7 His cooperative efforts have been quite limited 8 The scientific community has a hard time replicating his results 9 When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects 10 When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample 11 He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book 12 Some say he had his son teach the class 13 He expelled his first two students from learning 14 Although there where only ten requirements (some say 613), most of his students failed his tests 15 His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top :-)) Armando %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%