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In message <[log in to unmask]>, P S Buttar <[log in to unmask]> writes >> Has anyone had this one? I've had requests from two patients in the >same >> day for certificates for their golf clubs to say that they can't >carry >> their golf bags round the course and need trolleys. Something to do >with >> a competition. We're all used to signing worthless bits of paper >but >> Dear God this takes the biscuit. Anyone else had the same request? >> Best wishes, >> -- >> Peter Glover > >Yep. We charge them a suitably large amount for a letter that now >exists as a template on the word processor. > >Prit Buttar So its you lot that make money out of all the ruts on the fairway at my club. We have a strict rule of no trolleys without a medical reason, but dont insist on the certificate, just pin up the reason on a noticeboard. Far less fraud that way. The greenkeeper has been known to drive his tractor across the verdant fairway to make sure the offending trolley is certified correctly -- Dr Gareth Parry [log in to unmask] Turnpike evaluation. For information, see http://www.turnpike.com/ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%