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In message <[log in to unmask]> Dr Gill wrote:

> Has anyone got practice strategies which seem to work, or know of
> references to such, for managing frequent consulters ?

1. locate most paranoid schizophrenic on list
2. get him/her into surgery
3. discuss merits of gun ownership
4. sign gun form
5. pack him/her off in direction of gun shop
6. having slipped piece of paper with addresses of
   frequent attenders written on it into his/her
   jacket pocket

Works for me.


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