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The names have been changed to protect the innocent..

Recent phonecall to supplier:

Dr>My ****#  keyboard doesn't work properly...

Supplier>What seems to be the problem sir

Dr>Well when I press 'A' it comes out 'Q' on the screen and when I
press 'B' it comes out with 'W' and when I press 'C' it says 'E' on
the screen and when I press 'D' it does an 'R' and then 'E' comes a
'T' so it says QWERT

Supplier>You haven't moved the keys around have you sir?

Dr>Well of course I did they were in a bloody stupid order

Its a funny old game saint

Rob




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