The names have been changed to protect the innocent.. Recent phonecall to supplier: Dr>My ****# keyboard doesn't work properly... Supplier>What seems to be the problem sir Dr>Well when I press 'A' it comes out 'Q' on the screen and when I press 'B' it comes out with 'W' and when I press 'C' it says 'E' on the screen and when I press 'D' it does an 'R' and then 'E' comes a 'T' so it says QWERT Supplier>You haven't moved the keys around have you sir? Dr>Well of course I did they were in a bloody stupid order Its a funny old game saint Rob %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%