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In message <[log in to unmask]>, Paul Caldwell <[log in to unmask]> writes >Last night on-call 0045: "I've got little things running around me pubes", " >You've got pubic lice, buy some malathion from the chemist in the morning". >0100 pt. Called back:" Look if you don't come and give my B/F something, we >can't have sex". After talking again to the B/F, it was apparent he had found >this 'lady' in a disco. Same advice given though! >Anyone beat that one? >Paul Caldwell >Beverley-not an inner-city area either. This could be a very long thread! Last Christmas my partner got a 2am call from a girl who wanted him to come round and do some blood tests on her boyfriend because he was going bald! Finally drove him into the arms of the deputising service. -- Peter Glover Rayleigh,Essex %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%