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Last night on-call 0045: "I've got little things running around me pubes", "
You've got pubic lice, buy some malathion from the chemist in the morning".
0100 pt. Called back:" Look if you don't come and give my B/F something, we
can't have sex". After talking again to the B/F, it was apparent he had found
this 'lady' in a disco. Same advice given though!
Anyone beat that one?
Paul Caldwell
Beverley-not an inner-city area either.


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