Last night on-call 0045: "I've got little things running around me pubes", " You've got pubic lice, buy some malathion from the chemist in the morning". 0100 pt. Called back:" Look if you don't come and give my B/F something, we can't have sex". After talking again to the B/F, it was apparent he had found this 'lady' in a disco. Same advice given though! Anyone beat that one? Paul Caldwell Beverley-not an inner-city area either. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%