In message <[log in to unmask]>, Dinesh Patel
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>
>One of those things you send around the net
>
>Bill Gate's Dead???
>
>Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
>being
>sized up by St. Peter.
>
>"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to
>
>send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society
>by
>putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also
>created that
>ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before
>in
>your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
>
>Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
>
>St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if
>it
>will help your decision."
>
>Fine, but where should I go first?"
>
>"I'll leave that up to you."
>
>"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
>
>So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with
>clearwaters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in
>the
>water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the
>temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
>
>"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to
>
>see heaven!" "Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
>
>Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,
>playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
>Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
>"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.
>
>"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."
>
>So Bill Gates went to Hell.
>
>Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to
>
>see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill,
>shackled to a
>wall, screaming amongst hot flames in a dark cave, being burned and
>tortured by demons.
>
>"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
>
>Bill responded, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
>"This
>is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I
>can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place,
>with the
>beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?!???
>
>"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.
Is there a similar scenario in the next reorganisation of Primary
Care?;-<
Mary
>
>
>Dinesh Patel MRCGP
>Medical Practitioner
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