Ah, I get that, too, Bill. But what would we dial? Patrick, you keep finding warnings not to read you! Doug > On Jan 2, 2019, at 2:51 AM, Bill Wootton <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > > I got nearly half of these, P but not sure I can blame your poem. > > Bill > > On Wed, 2 Jan 2019 at 8:47 pm, Patrick McManus < > [log in to unmask]> wrote: > >> FOUND POEM >> adapted >> >> WARNING >> >> reading this poem >> may have possible >> side effects >> such as >> >> -headaches dizziness >> -sleeplessness >> -palpitations, flushing >> -abdominal pain nausea >> -tiredness, weakness >> -ringing, buzzing >> -numbness trembling >> -visual disturbances >> -double vision >> -enlarged breasts >> -impotence >> -fainting, chest pain >> -prickling and tingling >> -dry mouth, vomiting >> -or confusion >> >> if you experience >> any of these >> immediately >> stop reading >> inform your poet >> and dial 999 >> ambulance >> emergency >> >> >> pmcmanus >> s392 >> >> >> 999 is emergency in UK >> >> >> ######################################################################## >> >> To unsubscribe from the POETRYETC list, click the following link: >> https://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/webadmin?SUBED1=POETRYETC&A=1 >> > > ######################################################################## > > To unsubscribe from the POETRYETC list, click the following link: > https://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/webadmin?SUBED1=POETRYETC&A=1 Douglas Barbour [log in to unmask] https://eclecticruckus.wordpress.com/ Recent publications: (With Sheila E Murphy) Continuations & Continuations 2 (UofAPress). Recording Dates (Rubicon Press). Listen. If (UofAPress): It was cold, in a way that Shadow was starting to become familiar with: colder inside the building than out. He wondered how they did that, if it was a British building secret. Neil Gaiman ######################################################################## To unsubscribe from the POETRYETC list, click the following link: https://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/webadmin?SUBED1=POETRYETC&A=1