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Dear All

Here is the Bibby masterplan for a socialist Britain under Jeremy Corbyn Plus (JC+): it is not ALL tongue-in-cheek!

1. Corbyn agrees to jobshare on a socialist platform, so Labour Leader become JC+ = JC + A.N.Other or two

2. JC+ attack Tories & austerity, and demand a General Election 

3. In election, Labour's platform is left wing with NO Brexit. It includes restriction on unskilled immigration (which EU will allow because of "exceptional circumstances", or because the alternative is so much worse)

4. UK public LOVE the programme outlined in (3) and it wins a democratic mandate.

5. JC+ becomes Britain's first jobshare Prime Minister.

6. Socialist Britain within the EU.

7. We all live happily ever after.


At one stroke, the above strategy solves all today's pressing problems, including Labour Party disunity (1), breakup of UK (3), anti-migrant paranoia (3b), democratic deficit (4), and Tory austerity (2, 3, 6).

Agreed, some details might need filling in. What do you think?

JOHN BIBBY


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