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We Members of the MCC
when we need to take a pee

queue very patiently
knowing the hoi polloi

in the public jakes
below the stands

of the G have what it takes -
they're two by two
 
shoulder to shoulder
mingling their pee-streams.

Fancy crossing swords
with such manly men? -

with one free hand
taking an iPhone selfie?

Better upstairs in line
each Member to his member

waiting his memberly turn.


On Aug 6, 2015, at 1:49, Bill Wootton <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> Two only, Pat, as far as I have ever seen. When I think about it again now, maybe this is/was a student thing or young people thing. Certainly doesn't go on at the members of the MCC anyway.
> 
> Cheers,
> Bill
> 
>> On 6 Aug 2015, at 5:40 pm, Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>> 
>> Hi Bill any images?? :-) not limited to two ?? these Oz customs amaze could
>> be on the tourist blurb 'come to Oz cross swords with the locals'
>> P
>> 
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
>> Behalf Of Bill Wootton
>> Sent: 05 August 2015 22:48
>> To: [log in to unmask]
>> Subject: Re: CORRECTION FW: pattle snapple 698 < *
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>> 
>> Yes, I got that, Pat. By the way, the expression 'crossed swords' in
>> Australia has another meaning. It refers to the activity by two men, equally
>> 'caught short' when only one toilet is available, of standing either side of
>> the bowl, and unleashing urine flow at the same time, crossing, as it were,
>> mid-stream. It helps to explain why you see long queues at women's toilets
>> but rarely men's. 
>> 
>> Bill
>> 
>>>> On 6 Aug 2015, at 4:13 am, Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]>
>>> wrote:
>>> 
>>> Cheers Doug Bill I liked the idea of poets armed with words not swords 
>>> -but close visually P
>>> 
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] 
>>> On Behalf Of Douglas Barbour
>>> Sent: 05 August 2015 19:09
>>> To: [log in to unmask]
>>> Subject: Re: CORRECTION FW: pattle snapple 698 < *
>>> ||||||||||\\\\\\\\\\\|||||||||||///////////-------------<
>>> 
>>> Yes it does, the game is afoot.
>>> 
>>> Doug
>>>> On Aug 5, 2015, at 2:20 AM, Bill Wootton <[log in to unmask]>
>> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Aah, the clarification enriches, Pat.
>>>> 
>>>> Bill
>>>>> On 05/08/2015, at 6:17 PM, Patrick McManus wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Oops was in too much of a rush here please see correction !!!!!!
>>>>> DUEL
>>>>> 
>>>>> poets
>>>>> at dawn
>>>>> after insults
>>>>> were traded
>>>>> offence
>>>>> was taken
>>>>> words were
>>>>> crossed
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> pmcmanus
>>>>> r835
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>>> From: Patrick McManus [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
>>>>> Sent: 05 August 2015 08:12
>>>>> To: 'Poetryetc: poetry and poetics'
>>>>> Subject: pattle snapple 698 < *
>>>>> ||||||||||\\\\\\\\\\\|||||||||||///////////-------------<
>>>>> 
>>>>> DUEL
>>>>> 
>>>>> at dawn
>>>>> after insults
>>>>> were traded
>>>>> offence
>>>>> was taken
>>>>> words were
>>>>> crossed
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> pmcmanus
>>>>> r835
>>>>> 
>>>>> back from the holiday now in recuperating position !!!!
>>>>> was in Kingsdown -near Walmer -near Deal -nearish  Dover-Kent 
>>>>> -England anyone kow it??
>>>>> cottage on a beach daily dips sea sang toes dipped!
>>> 
>>> Douglas Barbour
>>> [log in to unmask]
>>> 
>>> Recent publications: (With Sheila E Murphy) Continuations & 
>>> Continuation 2 (UofAPress).
>>> Recording Dates (Rubicon Press).
>>> 
>>>  Done in by creation itself.
>>> 
>>> I mean the gods. Not us. Well us too.
>>> The gods moved into books. Who wrote the books?
>>> We wrote the books. In whose dream, then are we dreaming?
>>> 
>>>      Robert Kroetsch.
>>