After my very drunken attempt at joviality it has come to my attention that I might have caused some offense and I apologise to any and all that may have been affected by my actions.

Clearly a professionally based listserv such as this is not the place to enter into the game of trolling such as that in question and attempting to take a stand against a bully is obviously best not made in this context and I apologise for such an ill-judged attempt. Expressing one’s personal dissatisfaction is best not made with such crude comments or in such a ribald display of expletives and I again apologise for any offense caused.

Making light of or questioning a person’s mental health is best not made in such a public forum especially when one’s own is in such a current state of disarray and I apologise to all for any offense caused.

I am more than willing to accept any disciplinary action brought against me and again I urge the owners of this listserv to remove me from it.