Diamonds When two get together, there's yang and there's yin. That's certainly the case with Laurel and Jim. Dad's a prac man who fixes and fits. Mum reads her fiction when time permits. Mum's keen on the footy, loyal to the Tiges. Dad tips against them But that's no surprise. Dad's scared of onions, Mum likes hot spice. Dad's meat and three veg Mum's curry and rice. Mum likes her film stars From Brando to Newman. Dad'd rather do the crossword to make him feel human. But for sixty years now, they've been brooks that babble Just don't come between them when they settle to Scrabble.