My staff has just shared the below with me – I am sure all labs have a collection of these and it would make a nice light-hearted reading in a Xmas edition of a medical journal:
· A request form for bloods from a nun (Sister XXX from XXX convent) and her clinical details were “decreased libido”.
· The other one simply had the following clinical details written exactly in this way “finger discloration and no heart beatings”.
Kind regards, Rita
Prof. Andrea Rita Horvath, MD, PhD, EurClinChem, FRCPath, FRCPA
Past President of the European Federation of Clinical Chemistry and Laboratory Medicine
Clinical Director, SEALS North, Department of Clinical Chemistry
Level 4, Campus Centre, Prince of Wales Hospital
Barker Street, Randwick, NSW 2031, Sydney, Australia
Tel: (+612)-9382 9078
Fax: (+612)-9382 9099
Mobile No: (+61)-404 027 843
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