Dear All,
It’s been a frustrating day and I think its time to
share a smile before we all go home, to hit our heads against a door/wall
whatever ……………..
It’s that time of year again and, I’ve had
requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired
of typing this up every year!
1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1...bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large
bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make
sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer
thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a
time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in
the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test
for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now
shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of
sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin
360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the
counter with the cat. Xx
Have a good evening everyone J
Sue Brennan
Examinations Officer
Hertford Regional College
Ware Campus
Scotts Road
Ware
Herts
SG12 9JF
Tel: 01992411985
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