Anti-Mother Goose? Glad I never had to live through that... Doug On 2012-08-22, at 7:54 AM, Andrew Burke <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > Yes, I recognise the experience. Parents on a sea voyage - but the tale is > similar, only the facts need to be changed to protect the guilty. So, a > poem I can relate to, Max, thanks. > > > > On 22 August 2012 20:20, Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]>wrote: > >> Chilling stuff >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On >> Behalf Of Max Richards >> Sent: 22 August 2012 04:22 >> To: [log in to unmask] >> Subject: 'Mrs Gray' [for a kids' book] >> >> Mrs Gray Who Came to Stay >> >> >> Mrs Grey with an E? >> Gray with an A? >> My sister and I >> were full of dismay >> when she came to stay. >> >> Our mother had to go away >> to far-off Hawke's Bay - >> her sister was ill again - >> 'just for a few days >> till your aunt is well again'. >> >> We already knew bad things >> about that Mrs Gray. >> She didn't like kids! >> She didn't like talking. >> She cooked nasty food >> and made us eat it. >> That was at her place >> in Taranaki - >> >> now she was coming to stay >> in our own house - >> Mother would be away >> in far-off Hawke's Bay. >> >> Mrs Gray came. >> Mother left >> by bus and train >> (get off the express >> at Palmerston, >> change then >> to the Napier line) >> leaving the two of us bereft. >> >> So our first night >> without Mum fell - >> Mrs Gray cooked >> our very first meal. >> It was large and vile, >> potatoes lumpy, >> Mrs Gray grumpy, >> we two grumpier, >> pudding lumpier. >> >> After dinner she allowed >> no play outside. >> Bathtime - overseen >> as if we were unclean >> of mind as well as skin >> and about to sin. >> >> School next day >> (packed lunch - so dry!) >> was good at least for play, >> free and noisy. >> Going home slowly, >> feet dragging, uneasy. >> >> 'There you are! What took >> you so long? Now sit >> down with a book >> and keep quiet. >> Dinner's on - >> ready soon. >> Then you can have >> an early night.' >> >> She was a fright, >> that Mrs Gray. >> If you peeked on her >> when she was free >> she'd be sitting still >> on the settee >> staring into space. >> She was a widow, >> that we knew. >> That must be >> what widows do. >> >> Roll on the day >> when her sister >> in Hawke's Bay >> is well again, >> Mum takes the train, >> the day of Mum's return! >> >> It came - none too soon. >> The express got in >> from Palmerston, >> on time, on track! >> and gave her back >> to us again. >> >> 'Goodbye, Mrs Gray!' >> (Go back to Taranaki - >> come again no other day - >> be a good widow shut >> in your empty house >> with windows locked - >> and stay away!) >> >> We ate well again, >> went freely out to play, >> romped at bath-time >> splashing each other >> and our mother, >> went singing late to bed. >> She tucked us up that night - >> we smiled up at her so bright. >> > > > > -- > Andrew > http://hispirits.blogspot.com/ > 'Undercover of Lightness' > http://walleahpress.com.au/recent-publications.html > 'Shikibu Shuffle' > http://abovegroundpress.blogspot.com.au/2012/03/new-from-aboveground-press-shikibu.html > Douglas Barbour [log in to unmask] http://www.ualberta.ca/~dbarbour/ http://eclecticruckus.wordpress.com/ Latest books: Continuations & Continuations 2 (with Sheila E Murphy) http://www.uap.ualberta.ca/UAP.asp?LID=41&bookID=962 Wednesdays' http://abovegroundpress.blogspot.com/2008/03/new-from-aboveground-press_10.html Why can’t words mean what they say? Robert Kroetsch