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Much enjoyed, Lawrence. Here's a carefully transcribed item sent me recently by a friend: MINI MULTIMEDIA SPEAKER The fashion fine ,exquisitre is lovable ,has the toy fashion enticement; The function knob uses the dizzy color to fill the air the light to demonstrate that,the tone bright divine and wonderful spirit is full; The piano baking varnish kneading board, honored is elegant; The power enlarges the doublestage optimization, the solution numeric al code product acoustic fidelity is insufficient. The merit puts the electric circuit to use import high efficiency OC L over weight bass electric circuit,in OTL the treble power electric circuit, truly ac hieved high nurtures the divine or pristine element within oneself the effect; Antimagnetic design. !!you follow? best from Max On 01/02/2012, at 11:40 PM, Lawrence Upton wrote: > She gets around > > She says she's in Australia but has an email in Italy under someone > else's name. You'd think I wasn't busy! but I had a look at the header. > The first IP address is unknown, the message just materialised, the second > was in Ukraine > > I thought of saying I have a soccer of my own and we could watch it > together. All sorts of nonsense. But what's the point. > > But I do like the incompetence which is why I posted it. One would have to > be rather desperate to believe it though. > > I am never forget a woman in a bar in Athens trying to get a drink and > wallet off me saying English? I like English. I will come to England with > you. I'd been on a ferry sleeping on deck for nearly 50 hours and just > wanted to be a little drunk and had to endure that nonsense > > 100 thousand years of fast track mental evolution and now VLSI Very Large > Scale Idiocy > > Must work > > L > > On Wed, February 1, 2012 12:28, Patrick McManus wrote: >> Ah yes she visited me last year had wonderful time >> P >> >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On >> Behalf Of Lawrence Upton >> Sent: 01 February 2012 11:59 >> To: [log in to unmask] >> Subject: received poem >> >> >> Hello Mr.! >> I know that my letter will a surprising for you. I will try to explain to >> you. I asked the agency to find a man for a serious relationship. >> They gave me email address. And so I write. >> My name is Diana. I am 27 years old. I was born in Poland. But now I live >> in Sydney. >> I'm a lawyer in the economic. I work for a big company. >> I like my job, but I don't have time for relationship. >> A little about me: I am very communicative girl. My friends say about me >> that I talk too much. But I love to speak. I like to read books. Every day >> I play tennis and golf. >> I like watching a soccer and snooker. My weight 55 kg. My height 178 cm. >> My hair color-light brown. My eye color - brown. >> Now you know a little about me. If you are interested please contact me on >> my personal mail. I'll have a vacation for a month. And I plan to visit >> UK. To me interesting >> to know all about UK. I would love to see your letter and pictures. Please >> tell me about yourself. I'm curious to know all about you. Have a nice >> day. Diana >> >> > > > ----- > UNFRAMED PICTURES by Lawrence Upton > 42 pages; A5 paperback; colour cover > Writers Forum 978 1 84254 277 4 > wfuk.org.uk/blog > ----