Surely there are rocks closer to home. For you, David, a rock poem writ by me, titleless as yet:
A monk sat on a rock for hours,
awaiting divine visitation.
What he got was a revelation:
a sore bum means the rock won,
so he moved under an apple tree
(he was not the brightest bulb
in the drawer).
On 1 October 2011 12:06, David Bircumshaw
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Beethoven quarreled with everybody therefore he must have been a poet. Can't stop: it seems I'm going to Oxford tomorrow to look at some rocks.
On 1 October 2011 09:51, Judy Prince
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Well, I sat in the sun, wrote 2 minor poems, grilled beefburgers and cluttered the laminated worktops. I hadn't known Beethoven ('I ain't deaf; I'm ignoring you') was a poet. His new group sounds grand.
On 1 October 2011 07:14, David Bircumshaw
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Well I put up a new bathroom mirror yesterday (this involved using a power drill, a T-square and a spirit level) AND I've laminated my work tops. So there :) While I've taken up courses on both Beethoven and the Existentialists (almost a name for a group) as I'm wearying of the stunted minds of minor poets. Flourish. So double there :)
On 30 September 2011 16:21, Alec Newman
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What's 'snarkiness'? Something to do with the great L. C. ?
Anyway, loads has changed: there's the new fudge shop, I'm a Dad, I've got a mutilated hand, I've got a different computer, I've stopped smoking, and I'm drinking a different brand of coffee, and I've finally laminated my work tops.
Alec.
> Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:24:07 -0500
> From:
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> much easier to propagate snarkiness than to actually change something...
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> On Wed, Sep 28, 2011 at 5:42 AM, <
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> > They could have actually changed something.
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> > Jess
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David Joseph Bircumshaw
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
- Calvin & Hobbes
Website and A Chide's Alphabet
http://www.staplednapkin.org.uk The Animal Subsides
http://www.arrowheadpress.co.uk/books/animal.html
Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/david.bircumshawtwitter:
http://twitter.com/bucketshave
blog:
http://groggydays.blogspot.com/