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That's right & it's pronounced hume L On Wed, September 7, 2011 16:01, Patrick McManus wrote: > Well big L > I got an email today said > > > HM Government > thanks you - return to home page > > > who is this home page is it summat to do with that blasted monarchy???? > > -----Original Message----- > From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On > Behalf Of Lawrence Upton > Sent: 07 September 2011 14:14 > To: [log in to unmask] > Subject: Zetas > > > I received a letter from my bank today re the Writers Forum account > > > From memory > > > Dear Mr Upton > > > From November your bank account will change. > > > Presently you receive 0% on your credit balance. This is the notional > amount of interest you would earn if interest were paid. > > From November you will receive 0% interest on your credit balance. > > > Do not hesitate to contact us if you wish to discuss this matter. > > > Unquote > > > In Brave New World, the lowest grade of human operative was an Epsilon. > > > They've slipped in a change. Nowadays everything is run by Zetas at least > - I am inclined to say Omegas just to be sure > > > At my train station > > > Q Why have you locked the toilets? > > > A We're worried they'll be vandalised > > > Q But now we can't use them > > > A Yes but the manager was worried they'd be vandalised and then you > wouldn't be able to use them > > Q But now we can't use them anyway > > > A Yes, but they were worried they'd be vandalised > > > Q The sign says they're open. Why isn't there a sign saying they're > closed > > A He didn't tell us to write a sign > > > or I offer you the man who combines the electoral register > > quote from memory > > At present the following names are registered to vote at your address: 0 > > > If I do not hear from you by the date below, I shall remove these names > from the register > > L > > > ----- > UNFRAMED GRAPHICS by Lawrence Upton > 42 pages; A5 paperback; colour cover > Writers Forum 978 1 84254 277 4 > wfuk.org.uk/blog ---- > Lawrence Upton > Dept of Music > Goldsmiths, University of London > > ----- UNFRAMED GRAPHICS by Lawrence Upton 42 pages; A5 paperback; colour cover Writers Forum 978 1 84254 277 4 wfuk.org.uk/blog ---- Lawrence Upton Dept of Music Goldsmiths, University of London