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Spectacular KS On 7 September 2011 16:13, Lawrence Upton <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > I received a letter from my bank today re the Writers Forum account > > From memory > > Dear Mr Upton > > From November your bank account will change. > > Presently you receive 0% on your credit balance. This is the notional > amount of interest you would earn if interest were paid. > > From November you will receive 0% interest on your credit balance. > > Do not hesitate to contact us if you wish to discuss this matter. > > Unquote > > In Brave New World, the lowest grade of human operative was an Epsilon. > > They've slipped in a change. Nowadays everything is run by Zetas at least > - I am inclined to say Omegas just to be sure > > At my train station > > Q Why have you locked the toilets? > > A We're worried they'll be vandalised > > Q But now we can't use them > > A Yes but the manager was worried they'd be vandalised and then you > wouldn't be able to use them > > Q But now we can't use them anyway > > A Yes, but they were worried they'd be vandalised > > Q The sign says they're open. Why isn't there a sign saying they're closed > > A He didn't tell us to write a sign > > or I offer you the man who combines the electoral register > > quote from memory > > At present the following names are registered to vote at your address: 0 > > If I do not hear from you by the date below, I shall remove these names > from the register > > L > > ----- > UNFRAMED GRAPHICS by Lawrence Upton > 42 pages; A5 paperback; colour cover > Writers Forum 978 1 84254 277 4 > wfuk.org.uk/blog > ---- > Lawrence Upton > Dept of Music > Goldsmiths, University of London >