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excellent On Tue, Feb 1, 2011 at 7:47 PM, Lindsey Hall < [log in to unmask]> wrote: > Dear all > > The British Medical Association has weighed in on David Cameron's health > care proposals, as follows: > > The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to > make any rash moves. > > The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the > neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. > > The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. > > Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. > > Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, > "Oh, Grow up!" > > The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the > Radiologists could see right through it. > > The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of > the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t > hear of it. > > The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the > Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...." > > The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were > pissed off at the whole idea. > > The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists > didn't have the heart to say no. > > In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to > the arseholes in London. > > > > > > Lindsey Hall > > Independent Occupational Health Adviser > > Split Dimension Ltd > > 07771 596111 > > Phone/Fax 01454 852715 > > www.splitdimension.co.uk <http://www.splitdimension.co.uk%20/> > > > > This electronic transmission is strictly confidential and intended solely > for the addressee. If you are not the named addressee or think you may not > be the intended recipient you must not use, disclose, distribute, copy, > print or rely on the contents of this transmission and should destroy it > immediately. If you have received this transmission in error, please notify > me as soon as possible. > > Please note that Split Dimension does not accept any responsibility for > viruses and it is your responsibility to protect your computer systems > against any possible viruses contained in this transmission and/or > attachments. > > > > Split Dimension Ltd. Registered in England and Wales. No 5725582. > > > > > __________ Information from ESET Smart Security, version of virus signature > database 5837 (20110201) __________ > > The message was checked by ESET Smart Security. > > http://www.eset.com > ******************************** Please remove this footer before replying. > > > OCC-HEALTH ARCHIVES: http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/lists/occ-health.html > > CONFERENCES AND STUDY DAYS: > http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/filearea.cgi?LMGT1=OCC-HEALTH > ******************************** Please remove this footer before replying. OCC-HEALTH ARCHIVES: http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/lists/occ-health.html CONFERENCES AND STUDY DAYS: http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/filearea.cgi?LMGT1=OCC-HEALTH