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Brilliant!! :) Jane Mountain Occupational Health Nurse Practitioner SC Johnson Ltd | Frimley Green | Camberley | Surrey | GU16 7AJ Tel: +44 (0) 1276 852248| Email: [log in to unmask] SCJ EurAFNE Ltd is registered in England and Wales under number 04166158. The registered office address of SCJ EurAFNE Ltd is Frimley Green, Camberley, Surrey, GU16 7AJ This email is intended solely for the addressee, is strictly confidential and may also be legally privileged. If you are not the addressee please do not read, print, re-transmit, store or act in reliance on it or any attachments. Instead, please e-mail it back to the sender or contact SCJ EurAFNE Ltd on +441276852000 and then immediately and permanently delete it. Whilst all reasonable care has been taken to ensure that this message and any attachments are virus free, it is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure that no viruses are contained in them. SCJ EurAFNE Ltd and its associates accept no responsibility for any loss or damage arising in any way from its use. Please consider the environmental impact before printing this e-mail -----Original Message----- From: [log in to unmask] [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Lindsey Hall Sent: 01 February 2011 19:47 To: [log in to unmask] Subject: [OCC-HEALTH] Proposed cuts to the National Health Service - It's not Friday but I couldn't resist it. Dear all The British Medical Association has weighed in on David Cameron's health care proposals, as follows: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it. The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London. Lindsey Hall Independent Occupational Health Adviser Split Dimension Ltd 07771 596111 Phone/Fax 01454 852715 www.splitdimension.co.uk This electronic transmission is strictly confidential and intended solely for the addressee. If you are not the named addressee or think you may not be the intended recipient you must not use, disclose, distribute, copy, print or rely on the contents of this transmission and should destroy it immediately. If you have received this transmission in error, please notify me as soon as possible. Please note that Split Dimension does not accept any responsibility for viruses and it is your responsibility to protect your computer systems against any possible viruses contained in this transmission and/or attachments. Split Dimension Ltd. Registered in England and Wales. No 5725582. __________ Information from ESET Smart Security, version of virus signature database 5837 (20110201) __________ The message was checked by ESET Smart Security. http://www.eset.com ******************************** Please remove this footer before replying. OCC-HEALTH ARCHIVES: http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/lists/occ-health.html CONFERENCES AND STUDY DAYS: http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/filearea.cgi?LMGT1=OCC-HEALTH ******************************** Please remove this footer before replying. OCC-HEALTH ARCHIVES: http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/lists/occ-health.html CONFERENCES AND STUDY DAYS: http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/filearea.cgi?LMGT1=OCC-HEALTH