Sorry chaps but sooooooooooooooooo true.

 

 

Now this is a man's BBQ!!!!

 

BBQ RULES

 

 

We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months. Therefore it is important

to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking

activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events

are put into motion:

 

Routine...

 

(1) The woman buys the food.

 

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

 

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with

the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is

lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

 

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone

where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can

take place without the interference of the woman.

 

Here comes the important part:

 

 

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

More routine...

 

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

 

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He

thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

 

Important again:

 

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

More routine...

 

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,

and brings them to the table.

 

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

 

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

 

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her “night off” and, upon

seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some

women!

 

 

 

Sue Morley (Mrs) RN BSc Hons (OH) SCPHN

Occupational Health Nurse Adviser

01227 827002

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