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Lol That was quality wasn't it? Do miss Frankie though Glenn Sent from my iPhone On 22 Jan 2010, at 13:49, McKeown Matthew <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > Very good!!! > > I don't know if any of you saw 'Mock the Week' last night. > > "I used to be a forensic pathologist, I thought I found a mass- > grave of > snowmen, turned out to be a field full of carrots"!!! > > > Matthew Mckeown RN DipHE > Occupational Health Nurse > Occupational Health Commercial Services > Tel: 01983 537553 Fax: 01983 - 537555 > [log in to unmask] > > -----Original Message----- > From: [log in to unmask] [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On > Behalf Of [log in to unmask] > Sent: 22 November 2009 13:13 > To: [log in to unmask] > Subject: Re: [OCC-HEALTH] friday funny > > Mae West would simply have said to the guy > > Is that your wallet or are you really glad to see me? > > Yes she was blonde > ------Original Message------ > From: [log in to unmask] > Sender: [log in to unmask] > To: [log in to unmask] > ReplyTo: Occupational Health mailing list > Subject: [OCC-HEALTH] friday funny > Sent: Jan 22, 2010 08:37 > > sincere apologies to all blonde persons out there > > A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls > and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept > looking at him and his bulging pockets. > > Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". > > Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long > time, > thinking deeply about what he had said. > > After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any > longer, she asked, > > "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" > > ******************************** > Please remove this footer before replying. > > OCC-HEALTH ARCHIVES: > http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/lists/occ-health.html > > CONFERENCES AND STUDY DAYS: > http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/filearea.cgi?LMGT1=OCC-HEALTH > > OCCUPATIONAL HEALTH NURSING EDUCATION > http://www.aohne.org.uk > > > Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T > > ******************************** > Please remove this footer before replying. > > OCC-HEALTH ARCHIVES: > http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/lists/occ-health.html > > CONFERENCES AND STUDY DAYS: > http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/filearea.cgi?LMGT1=OCC-HEALTH > > OCCUPATIONAL HEALTH NURSING EDUCATION > http://www.aohne.org.uk ******************************** Please remove this footer before replying. OCC-HEALTH ARCHIVES: http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/lists/occ-health.html CONFERENCES AND STUDY DAYS: http://www.jiscmail.ac.uk/cgi-bin/filearea.cgi?LMGT1=OCC-HEALTH OCCUPATIONAL HEALTH NURSING EDUCATION http://www.aohne.org.uk