MORE TEA, GENERAL? I have in mind to write this minus consonants, as one long ullulation with its teeth knocked out. One hears such stories. Were you, Baroness, not copied in? Deniability the least of it. Do pass the sugar tongs. One lump or two? News leaks out of the worst places. Are we certain there is judgement inescapable, that all will come to light? Check memo for authenticity. Who is this brother Lazarus? Source unavailable for comment: better bury it. No need to upset the markets, although miracles do happen. Fingers crossed for amnesty.