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     Expulsion, Beverly Hills


The Jewish co-educational academy
attended by our nephew, 

has lately expelled a girl
for performing on her classmate 

a hand-job during a lesson 
(we wonder on what?).

The teacher noticed it had begun, coolly
asked everyone else to admire something
 
out the window, and undertook
disciplinary action in due course.

We weren’t told if the lad was expelled – 
perhaps just given a stiff talking-to.

She – she waved to our nephew
on the street just now,

her neckline plunging ‘way too low’,
her hair ‘every colour of the rainbow’.


      Max Richards
(recovering now back in Melbourne
still jetlagged & cultureshocked)





 


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