Dear Chaps. I have just discovered that somebody has been using my computer without my knowledge and impersonating me, in a bid to damage my career. I have just returned from three weeks in Tanzania this morning where I have been working on my latest writing project and was alerted to a series of frankly bizzare pieces of writing which purport to be written in my name. I think I know who it is. A poet in Dublin who is part of a group stying themselves a neo-punk poetry collective. This is two of them in London http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoDdEuM5cis a man and woman. The man strips naked whilst shreiking obsecenities at the top of his voice, which the idiots have the gall to term *sound poetry* - and the female also strips naked and gyrates. I must warn you, the male then defecates into his hand and wipes the excrement on himself. It isn't pretty, but fascinating in its own way. Anyway, a couple of troublemakers out to cause bother, are in Dublin at the same sort of game, but in this case, impersonating me in a juvenile attempt to make me appear foolish. I apologise for this. As you know, I would not assocaite myself with such ridiculous writings as have been attributed to me in the last week. Not big, not clever and I am frankly, appalled.