----- Original Message ----- From: "andrew burke" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 3:27 AM Subject: draft for comment I proffer this one up for discussionm - a second draft, so not even set in wet cement yet. *Coffee at Gloria Jean's* 'Keith the Butcher is better suited to conduct my funeral than Father Fahey,' Frank said in Gloria Jean's, the shopping centre café, coffee tasting of burnt tar, chocolate chip muffin crumbling on his off-white face. Mock-colonial windows framed smiling consumers sitting down to relieve aching backs and knotted varicose veins. 'None of that God stuff as they send me off, mate. Dead's dead, that's it.' I fore went a second cup, threaded my fingers through plastic hoops of supermarket bags, and stood to go. 'See ya, mate,' I said. 'Not if I see you first,' Frank retorted in place of wit. I waved a loose finger and headed for the car park, mentally ticking off the list as I went. Fingertips reddened and white welts pulsed as I propped the shopping against the back bumper, clicked unlock on the key and threw open the boot, thinking of the metaphors of everyday, the cryptic lyricism of an ancient tongue wriggling in the minds of late capitalist man. 'Hot enough for you?' said the woman from next door with Magic Happens on her back window. 'Sure is,' I smiled, surfacing from my reverie and dropping the boot. -- Wordy. Actions especially are padded and repetitive, without thematic payoff. Reader is not interested in looking at the central figure having a blank pause or merely going from here to there. Has to be tightened and sharpened. Here's what I suggest: 'Keith the Butcher is better suited to conduct my funeral than Father Fahey,' Frank said in the shopping centre café, coffee tasting of burnt tar, muffin crumbling on his off-white face. Mock-colonial windows framed consumers relieving aching backs and knotted veins. 'None of that God stuff when they send me off, mate. Dead's dead.' I forewent a second cup, mentally ticked off my list threaded fingers through the plastic hoops of bags, and stood to go. 'See ya, mate.' 'Not if I see you first,' Frank retorted. In the car park, fingertips reddened, I propped the shopping against the back bumper, clicked open the boot, considering the metaphors of everyday, the cryptic lyrics of an ancient tongue wriggling in the minds of late capitalist man. 'Hot enough for you?' said the woman from next door with Magic Happens on her windshield.