 |
 |
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall
<http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Royal_Albert_Hall&action=edit&redlink=1>
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
She tied it upon a conker tree
The wind came and blew it out to sea
The fishes got out their dishes
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.