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Captain Cook chased a chook all around the history book. Perth, circa 1950 2008/12/22 Max Richards <[log in to unmask]> > from New Zealand, circa 1945: > > Captain Cook > Done a poop > Sailing up the river. > Struck a rock > Broke his cock > And left his balls to shiver. > > Max from Taranaki > > Quoting Judy Prince <[log in to unmask]>: > > > Am enjoying all the petc nursery rhymes, but really, Dom, these are > > hilarious prizewinners, esp the first one and the English Country Garden. > > Best, > > > > Judy > > > > 2008/12/20 Dominic Fox <[log in to unmask]> > > > > > Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, > > > dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, > > > Batman! > > > > > > Ran across a motorway, > > > a lorry came the other way - > > > Flatman! > > > > > > * * * > > > > > > One unspeakably revolting one that begins: > > > > > > Scooby-dooby-doo > > > did a poo > > > and Shaggy thought it was chocolate... > > > > > > (I've never heard the remainder, as any child who starts singing it in > > > adult company gets shushed PDQ) > > > > > > * * * > > > > > > Postman Pat, > > > Postman Pat, > > > Postman Pat ran over his cat. > > > > > > Blood and guts went flying, > > > Postman Pat was crying, > > > now he is a very unhappy man. > > > > > > (many variants of this, one particularly grim one ends "now he's got > > > red wheels to match his van", another moralises "that will teach him > > > not to drink and drive", yet another "got done by the RSPCA") > > > > > > * * * > > > > > > More scat: > > > > > > What do you do, if you want to do a poo > > > in an English Country Garden? > > > > > > Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants > > > in an English Country Garden. > > > > > > Get a little spade and bury what you made > > > in an English Country Garden. > > > > > > Dig a little hole and fertilize a mole > > > in an English Country Garden. > > > > > > Make them hold their noses when you duck behind the roses > > > in an English Country Garden. > > > > > > * * * > > > > > > There was one about diarhhoea, but I've happily forgotten it. > > > > > > Dominic > > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------ > This email was sent from Netspace Webmail: http://www.netspace.net.au > -- Andrew http://hispirits.blogspot.com/