I’m off tomorrow so sent a Friday funny early
Pat
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From: Kay Teresa
Sent: 05 November 2008 13:46
To: Scarrott Jackie; Donnison
Joanne; Coles Jenny; HirdJ; Smith Pat (Long Lee)
Subject: FW: catty colleagues
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New
Recruit
(Your first day at work and all is fine and
great)
A couple of months into
the job
(After a while you are so busy that you are not
sure if you coming or going anymore)
You're team is understaffed and your boss needs more
more more
The days blur into each
other
(You become bloated due to stress, feel
sluggish and suffer from constipation)
A year in
(After more time passes, your eyes start to
twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of
bed and load up on caffeine!!)
And Finally
you have been here a
year
have gone a bit doolaly
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