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Bob You need further explain yourself - the small building in the back contains your other MI6 disguises in a haversack - the dog costume is just one and with the restrictive dimensions of the dog suit copious quantities of Nivea Cream are applied prior to donning. The other disgiuse you have with you is an even tighter grass hopper oufit which needs even more nivea. You can't fool us you know - Jethro Yates is about to pass extremely looud and toxic wind in the hope that no-one will see the coded message carrying feret that you are about to intercept as it emerges from the right hand leg of Jethro's shorts. This- under the eyes of Steve Goss who as well as being a State Senator is Senior Chairman and Very Senior Vice President of the Cove Creek Good 'ol Boys Militia and Hog Roasting and Lady Toasting Bondage Society. The Blue Ridge Electric Members Society as described in the article is exactly what it seems Powered Members. This covert group have been undermining traditional family values in the Blue Ridge District of Virginia for some years. It has come to the attention of International Moral Drift Association. So well done Agent BOB - well apart from the fact that with all the NIVEA the bloody feret slipped right out of your paw! Peter -----Original Message----- From: Therapeutic Communities [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Bob Campbell Sent: 01 September 2008 10:50 To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [EFTC] TCs in the News I can explain the Deputy Dawg outfit..I was actually on secondment from MI6 on an undercover mission to track the down the aforementioned Jethro Yates, but, as you can see from the photograph, was momentarily distracted by a rather fine young bloodhound ( not in the picture) who was accompanying the congresswoman from Virginia. Se y'all soon. Bob Bob Campbell Business & Development Manager Phoenix Futures North England Regional Office 63-73 Commonside Sheffield S10 1GF Tel: 0114 229 6104 Fax: 0114 268 3747 email:[log in to unmask] <mailto:[log in to unmask]> www.phoenix-futures.org.uk <http://www.phoenix-futures.org.uk> Trading as Phoenix House, registered charity number: 284880 ________________________________ From: Therapeutic Communities [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of David Tomlinson Sent: 29 August 2008 18:24 To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [EFTC] TCs in the News Pretty close but not quite correct, in fact Bob is in the hired dog outfit in the foreground, and only he can explain the rather unusual circumstances. The bearded gentleman is in fact Jethro Yates a wayward cousin, who those with long memories will recall was mired in scandel too salacious for a family list to repeat, and left his native land to build a new life in the States - clearly an example to us all! David Tomlinson Chair, T3E (UK) Ltd - the race and drugs Initiative Tel 0044 (0)20 8244 7545 Mobile 0777856853 --- On Fri, 29/8/08, Anthony Slater <[log in to unmask]> wrote: From: Anthony Slater <[log in to unmask]> Subject: Re: [EFTC] TCs in the News To: [log in to unmask] Date: Friday, 29 August, 2008, 4:18 PM Don't be daft, that's not Bob Campbell Anthony From: Therapeutic Communities [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Peter Martin Sent: 29. august 2008 17:14 To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [EFTC] TCs in the News Rowdy I didn't know you were operating from Cove Creek in Good 'ol Boy country - the guy on the left looks distictly familiar. Peter ________________________________ From: Therapeutic Communities [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Rowdy Yates Sent: 29 August 2008 15:11 To: [log in to unmask] Subject: [EFTC] TCs in the News Dignitaries (or as we say in Scotland: high heid yins) out in force for Cove Creek Center: http://www.mountaintimes.com/mtweekly/2008/0828/covecreek.php3 <http://www.mountaintimes.com/mtweekly/2008/0828/covecreek.php3> Rowdy Yates Senior Research Fellow Scottish Addiction Studies Dept. of Applied Social Science University of Stirling Scotland T: +44 (0) 1786-467737 F: +44 (0) 1786-466299 W: http://www.dass.stir.ac.uk/sections/showsection.php?id=4 <http://www.dass.stir.ac.uk/sections/showsection.php?id=4> (home) W: http://www.drugslibrary.stir.ac.uk/ <http://www.drugslibrary.stir.ac.uk/> (online library) ________________________________ Academic Excellence at the Heart of Scotland. The University of Stirling is a charity registered in Scotland, number SC 011159. 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