Diolch Wyn am wneud i mi chwerthin o'i hochr hi! magi ----- Original Message ----- From: "Wyn Hobson" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Monday, June 16, 2008 2:47 PM Subject: Bri-eiriau Meddai John Puw (mewn edefyn arall): > A phethau fel hyn!! > http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7453584.stm Mae gen i gryn gydymdeimlad ag anesmwythyd ynglyn â bri-eiriau (buzz-words) mewn busnes a gweinyddiaeth, ac felly â'r ergyd dychanol a geir yn y gerdd ganlynol yng nghyfrol diweddar Chris Addison, 'Cautionary Tales for Grown-Ups': "Phillip, who Talked only in Management Speak" In hell the devil has a list of jobs which take your soul And Management Consultant is the first one on the roll. A man, let's call him 'Phillip', had spent year on dreary year In climbing up the ladder of exactly this career. His constant blue-sky thinking and his client-centred style Meant 'Phillip' rose proactively quite smartly up the pile; His knowledge-based incentivising earned him quite a name In the real-time user-focused matrix-implementing game. The ugly pseudo-language soon became his standard speech; He'd use it in the pub or down the dogs or at the beach. His friends grew slowly weary of his charmless invitations To three-stage, food-led gatherings with grape-derived libations, His girlfriend almost left him when he made the bold request For some value-added hands-on top-down sex before they dressed, His mother, on her birthday, was appalled to get a card Professing end-to-end robust emotivized regards, And no one twigged he'd got a raise on hearing 'Phillip' say: 'I've levelled-up the monetising function of my pay.' An outward-bound-style stag weekend just south of Bristol sealed Phil's fate. For, clothed in paintball gear while creeping through a field And pondering his strategy, he didn't hear the sound Of the farmer's combine harvester behind him, turning round. As soon as 'Phillip' noticed the approach of the machine, He stumbled and he tumbled and he hollered and he screamed But though he called for help, it didn't do him any good, For no one within hearing even nearly understood: 'Could someone please now optimise a bottom-line solution And synergise their efforts to effect my restitution? Engage a methodology repurposing your day, Enabling as "action-item" hauling me away!' And so it was that 'Phillip' was condemned to end his tale As a bleeding-edge holistic drilled-down rolled-out human bale. Hwyl! Wyn