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2008/5/28 Nathan Hondros <[log in to unmask]>:

> The BBC has a Vogon Poetry
> Generator<
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml>
> !!!
>
> Here is the awful poem it created for me:
>
>
>
> See, see the wonderful sky
> Marvel at its big puce depths.
> Tell me, Brad do you
> Wonder why the pug ignores you?
> Why its foobly stare
> makes you feel angry.
> I can tell you, it is
> Worried by your fankish facial growth
> That looks like
> A cheese.
> What's more, it knows
> Your ploppy potting shed
> Smells of pea.
> Everything under the big wonderful sky
> Asks why, why do you even bother?
> You only charm filths.
>
>
>
>
> I am impressed.
>
> But seriously, who was it who said that we only understand worthwhile
> poetry
> by appreciating the bad? I can't remember now.
>
>
> On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 10:46 PM, Janet Jackson <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
>
> > The awful thing is that some of the poems do have something worthwhile to
> > say.
> >
> > The other awful thing is that some of them are more fun to read than
> > the anaemic clusters of lines published by many of the salaried poets
> > of academe (present company excepted: no-one boring or crap lasts long
> > on this list)
> >
> > I wonder if that's the real Barack Obama? Hope not.
> >
> > (OK, I spent too long there. Going off to be ill now)
> >
> > Janet
> >
> > On 27/05/2008, Nathan Hondros <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > > Apologies if this site has been circulated before.The poetry is very
> bad,
> > > but not quite Vogon:
> > > http://www.verybadpoetry.com
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > > Nathan
> > >
> > > --
> > > http://nathanhondros.blogspot.com
> > >
> >
> >
> > --
> > Janet Jackson <[log in to unmask]>
> > www.proximity.webhop.net (Poetry)
> > www.myspace.com/poetjj (Includes occasional arts & culture blog)
> >
> > The Line Mine, bulletin board for Perth poetry & spoken word:
> > [log in to unmask]
> > groups.yahoo.com/group/thelinemine
> >
> > Breastfeeding info & help: www.breastfeeding.asn.au
> >
>
>
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