A Marxist, a structuralist, and a Freudian walk into a bar and order martinis. The bartender asks what garnish they want on their drinks. "An olive, but without the toothpick through it," answers the Marxist. "The toothpick, being unnecessary, is nothing but a bourgeois justification for the unjust exploitation of the surplus labor of the toothpick factory workers." "An olive, with the toothpick not stuck through it but floating alongside it," the structuralist said. "By thus deconstructing the martini, we will rid ourselves of any notion of either the bartender's or the drinker's intentionality." And the Freudian said, "Ah. So." -- =============================================== Jon Corelis http://jcorelis.googlepages.com/joncorelis ===============================================