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Christmas Party
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My friend is screwing Matusow's babysitter,
so we all get invited to the Christmas party.

Lily Tomlin, a few years from fame,
does living-room standup.

Everyone gets real drunk on some of
the best alcohol you'll never drink.

The catered food is stupendous but
by then who is sober enough to remember?

Late at night, I go into the bedroom to
retrieve my coat, and there sits
Matusow sharing a joint with Norman Mailer.

Mailer looks up at me and glares.
Looks but doesn't have to say
"Knock before you walk in, schmuck."
Excuse me, gentlemen, I say,
grab my coat, leave.
Mailer's pot-fueled stare has burned a hole
in the back.
Which way is the IRT Express
back to the Bronx and the usual oblivion?

KTW/11-10-07

(Harvey Matusow was a former Communist, later known to have been in the 
employ of the FBI.  He was an informer to HUAC, and attempted to sell 
out Pete Seeger among others.  Seeger, a better man than I am, forgave 
Matusow.  Wikipedia has a full bio which may even be accurate.  Even in 
1965 when I met Matusow I knew his reputation as a dirtbag but he was a 
nice guy in person and gave a great party.  Norman Mailer we know about.)

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Kenneth Wolman			    rainermaria.typepad.com

"I agree with the Chekhov character who, when in a crisis, he is
reminded that 'this, too, shall pass,' responds 'Nothing
passes.'"--Philip Roth