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haa, grooving. this was cool to read

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On 26/10/2007, joe green <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>   Against Nature
>
> Once Jung and Freud were arguing
>   And you can read about it
>   Like I did today
>   And Freud pissed his pants
>   And Jung offered to psychoanalyze him.
>   Years later Freud was rolling into
>   Some town where Jung lived
>   And decided not to drop by.
>   Can you blame him?
>   But this is called
>   In psychoanalytic circles the
>   "Kreutzenhollerin Blick"
>   Or something like that.
>
>   When Jung was a baby
>   He had two personalities
>   Number 1 and Number 2
>   But that's ok…so did his mama
>   Years later he was asked to come back to Germany.
>   Declare Hitler insane.
>   He preferred not.  He was busy.
>   "And who isn't crazy these days?"
>
>   Crazy men is leading us, my friends
>
>   Even before my First Communion
>   I knew I had to get away.
>   School?  Nuns?
>   A town with a West End and an East End?
>   Who signed me up for this?
>
>   You don't get no points in
>   Those louche joosh joints.
>
>   Runnin' from the Paterrollers.
>
>   Shortcut through Fairview cemetery
>   Goin' to the library
>   With a note from my mama.
>   "Please let Joey take out any book he wants."
>   Knew all about zombies.
>   So when my grandmother got up from the grave
>   And followed me down
>   The weasel around her neck with its red eyes
>   Her sayin' "The turkey is a little dry, Jean."
>   I didn't say "Feets don't fail me now."
>   Might have whistled a bit though.
>
>   The Patterrollers.
>
>   And when oh them cigarette girls got up
>   Dead after 30 years at Sun Ray Drugs
>   Following me down and when all them
>   Patterrollers started following me
>   Maybe I walked a little faster
>   Quick look behind but
>   They was circlin' round.
>
>   "Who isn't crazy these days?"
>
>   And then at the library.
>   "You can't take out that book."
>   That note from your mama
>   Don't cut any ice."
>   I stole the book.
>
>   Outside all my Zombies.
>   Bowing before me.
>   Crying "Ourance. Ourance!"
>
>   Which wasn't my name.
>
>   And is the point.
>
>   Its ZERO degrees here in Yellow Knife
>   And we is grateful.
>
>   I am in my little room
>   And when death comes
>   We gonna have a "Kreutzenhollerin Blick."
>   Death on the street I lean out the window.
>   Like Scrooge on Christmas Day!
>   "We're havin' a "Kreutzenhollerin Blick" Mr. Death.
>   And I am not at home to you."
>   Him goin' away saying
>   "Who isn't crazy these days?"
>   And I won't answer the door either.
>   That's how they got Mozart.
>   I'm waitin' for the Groovemaster.
>
>
>
>
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