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actually my most recent Joyce referent/memoranda/reminiscerolabilia comes from Dubliners, the story called 'A Painful Case'. I've also glanced at enough of Finnegans Wake or was it Ulysses to recognise the frantic majesty of the language here as a tribute-like thing of funny power KS On 01/08/07, kasper salonen <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > this is definitely like reading Joyce. I feel like I'm looking at a > masterpiece when I read this. it's beautiful!! > > KS > > On 31/07/07, joe green <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > > The Facts in the Case of Tim S. > > > > Describe the crowd at the bar "Jack London's." > > > > Fool-begged, foolish-compounded, folly-fallen footlings. foison plenty > > of flickering Flibbertigibbets, fluxive flouting-stock flewed as > > flax-wenches, fleering and flap-mouthed flirt gills and flesh mongers > > full-gorged yet frustrate. Also: pajocks and pantaloons. > > Also many insects of type Manomorium pharaonis. > > > > They weren't that bad were they? > > > > True. Those were pearls that were their eyes. Also stars may be > > made from them. The propolis of the lattice if one must admit it. > > Bee glue to Betelgeuse if they are lucky. Otherwise orphic orts > > when one is bored and nothing else is on. Marrowbones. > > Quodlibets boring. Desist at once. > > > > Describe the mood in the bar after the decedent screamed. > > > > The crystal fretting (CF) was fracted. > > A certain ontological void was created. > > The exterior envelope of the crystal fretting was palpated to > > effect a hiatus in the lattice-work. > > > > What effect did this have? Was it permanant? > > > > Dehiscence or fission de facto of course always implicated and > > a liminal porosity expected but anticipated invagination of light > > delayed and the Da of Sa and the non-place of Vorstellung > > temporarily inhibited by glissement all glockenspiel causing > > the CF to groin glutted by vacuum awaiting glissando. Everyone was > > tense. Sphatic. > > > > How did the decedent die? > > > > The decedent inserted the barrel of the Colt Model 70 semi-automatic > > pistol into his mouth. Since the decedent was completely orthognathous, > > this action was performed with some grace. > > The decedent than depressed the trigger of the pistol at the same time > > lowering the barrel of the pistol so that the bullet, when discharged, > > penetrated the fauces instead of his brains. Instead of dying at once > > the decedent experienced exsanguination and died only after 17 minutes > > had expired. > > > > What then occurred? > > > > The decedent uttered the digraph "uh" which was held for a demisemiquaver > > with insignificant (at this time) fermata. Enuresis followed with > > subsequent engorgement of tissue. Sphincter relaxed the bowels > > evacuated. Matters most sanguinary ensued not at this time deemed to > > be of sufficient interest to be denumerated. However spallation was > > noted immediately after decease but hypercharge minus baryon yields > > impossible quantum number so strangeness not calculated. Spinthariscopes > > must be improved. Also the exuviae of certain insects shed in > > the vehicle owned by the besanguined felodese were made sanguinolent by > > the blood gushing from decedent's wound and have been deemed of aesthetic > > interest. Also, the decedent wailed like a limpkin. > > > > What were the contents of the stomach of the decedent? (stomach contents) > > > > Saturated and unsaturated aliphatic compounds with an even number > > of carbon atoms. Palmitic, stearic, and oleic acids. A partially > > digested jalepeno. Additional analysis would reveal trace amounts > > of diquat. Analysis not performed by indigenous medical personnel. > > > > Was any "scat" (powdered cocaine) found on the person of the corpse > > when the corpse was examined by indigenous medical personnel? > > > > No. No "scat" (powdered cocaine) was found. > > > > List the decedents three wives. > > > > Nancy who was fancy. Fancy Nancy > > Jeannie whose eyes were so greenie. > > Sweet trembling Jennie who hands were so slow. > > Jennie the de trop. > > > > Were any of these wives fecundated by the decedent? > > > > Yes, one such wife was fecundated. The wife named "Jennie" > > > > What was the issue of this fecundation? > > > > A monster most horrible. With, however, a garland briefer than a girls. > > Fugnacious and a non-funambulist lacking all limbs it was fordone > > almost at birth. A folie a deux persisted between the decedent > > and the fecundated wife and indigenous medical personnel were > > not consulted before the birth due to a mutual sense that > > they were fordone. Afterwards the ex-fecund wife was faradized. > > To no good effect. Still she made little eyres of her cell and > > expressed a wish to be desexed. Faradization continued but her > > desire is not defeasible. The inexplicable motility of the edible > > continued. > > > > Describe the funeral rites of the decedent. > > > > He was exenterated by a skilled mortuary technician, dighted > > by this same technician in unhabitual habiliment and then > > deflagrated. > > > > > > Did all the instruments agree that the day of his dying was a dark, cold > > day? > > > > No. The sidereal day in which the decedent died had hardly begun. > > The previous day had been pluvious but little clouds were sporting in the > > welkin and the spinny stars shone seder on the little town. Also, > > the orreries in the orthoclase spun merrily. > > > > > > Did dolphins waft home the hapless youth blah blah blah? > > > > No. > > > > > > Did the decedent at any time have a SIAP (Single Integrated Action Plan)? > > > > No. > > > > Was the decedent born on a Wednesday and hence "full of woe?" > > > > No, the decedent was born on a Thursday and hence should be thought > > of as having "far to go." > > > > Have skilled exegetes analyzed the decedents literary remains? > > > > Yes. > > Their judgment? > > > > Immature influence of Garcia Lorca. Sterile staminody. > > No pnanerogam he. No diaphantine analysis required. > > > > > > Did the decedent have any hope that if he had not killed himself he > > might have helped 92 year old Professor Charles Hartshorne > > complete his sixteen-fold analysis of divine dual transcendence > > in terms of polar contraries and arrange each element of transcendence > > in a neat table of the combinations of each polar contrary in their > > double applications or inapplications (zero cases) so that their > > logical relationships can be surveyed almost at a glance as did Joseph > > Pickle of Colorado College? > > > > No. None. > > > > Did it mean anything? > > > > It? > > > > > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > > Choose the right car based on your needs. Check out Yahoo! Autos new Car Finder tool. > > >