SEASONALS each year beginning in early december in his local supermarket is a nasty outbreak a rash of christmas carols which in a mild form just causes discomfort but in more severe cases can cause distress depression leading to panic attacks even self harm -abuse temporary madness it is strongly advised to wear dense ear plugs and very dark glasses for the whole period and avoid looking at bright christmas lights and other terrible tinselly decorations fortunately all this suddenly vanishes every cheery january harmless mindlessmuzac is gratefully restored to surviving customers pmcmanus raynes park wimbledon uk n978 greetings to you all thanks for another year of poetryetings