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From: "D. H. Melhem" <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Sat, 7 Jan 2006 11:47:18 -0500
To: "D. H. Melhem" <[log in to unmask]>
Subject: Fw: CDC Warning
Scary, eh? D. H.
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Sent: Saturday, January 07, 2006 10:38 AM
Subject: Fw: CDC Warning
CDC Warning...
The Centers for Disease Control have issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in
2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive
characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality
disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme
cognitive
dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia
and paranoia, inability to accept re sponsibility for own actions,
cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking,
ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical
theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and
epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only
a
few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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