Some of the churches here in Edmonton use such 'witty' sayings on their street signs, which I pass at various times. This church has prayer conditioning. for example.... (my memory gone blank as soon as I wrote that down). Doug On 7-Aug-05, at 1:47 AM, Andrew Burke wrote: > Stephen - thanks! I went looking, and some of those are quite witty. I > wondered where local churches got their witty sayings from! Here's a > couple I like - > > from 'Forbidden Fruit Makes Many Jams' at Amazon :: > > > "Forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more." > > "A sunrise is God's way of saying lighten up." > > "Where will you be spending eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?" > > "Don't make me come down there! -- GOD" > > > > The last one is a goody! But I was alluding to something much more > secular :-) a production aid to making TV commercials in fact (a job > from a past life). > > Cheers - > > Andrew > > Douglas Barbour 11655 - 72 Avenue NW Edmonton Ab T6G 0B9 (780) 436 3320 lake holds sun moon stars trees hold stars moon sun Eli Mandel